Dane Cook had a great joke about owning a pet monkey... I rightfully agree with him!
As he once said(kinda):
I would love to own a pet monkey! Imagine how cool that would be? you'd be at work, have a rough day... you get home and as you walk in, you're like: monkey where are you?!??! meanwhile the monkey is making it's monkey noises... you keep walking around looking for him. at this point with your sword, only to find it yelling out "over here". at this point you battle in the living room for hours! Though to your shock your monkey has learned english. You ask it how? It replies that it taught itself to speak.
I dunno... one day I'd like to have a pet monkey... Well.... I'd also like to have a pet skunk. They're supposed to be great pets. BUT I could not battle a skunk. That's what makes a monkey's possibilities so endless. Properly trained, it could maybe even do covert CIA missions!
I'm guessing the best way to battle a monkey would be with a Nerf sword. This limits both personal damage as well as damage to your home environment!
We could even wear some type of body armour! That would be sick!
In other news...
I haven't bball in a while. A friend told me today how he's running up 28 flights of stairs everyday as a bball workout. I was in awe. I ran up 2 flights of stairs and was out of breathe for 8 minutes.. j/k... I'm in decent shape.
anywho, tomorrow is a new day...
As he once said(kinda):
I would love to own a pet monkey! Imagine how cool that would be? you'd be at work, have a rough day... you get home and as you walk in, you're like: monkey where are you?!??! meanwhile the monkey is making it's monkey noises... you keep walking around looking for him. at this point with your sword, only to find it yelling out "over here". at this point you battle in the living room for hours! Though to your shock your monkey has learned english. You ask it how? It replies that it taught itself to speak.
I dunno... one day I'd like to have a pet monkey... Well.... I'd also like to have a pet skunk. They're supposed to be great pets. BUT I could not battle a skunk. That's what makes a monkey's possibilities so endless. Properly trained, it could maybe even do covert CIA missions!
I'm guessing the best way to battle a monkey would be with a Nerf sword. This limits both personal damage as well as damage to your home environment!
We could even wear some type of body armour! That would be sick!
In other news...
I haven't bball in a while. A friend told me today how he's running up 28 flights of stairs everyday as a bball workout. I was in awe. I ran up 2 flights of stairs and was out of breathe for 8 minutes.. j/k... I'm in decent shape.
anywho, tomorrow is a new day...
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